You’re under arrest bro. Don’t want to end up in jail? Well don’t break the law next time. Oh, and a little word of advice, if you are going to break the law you better do it more secret and more better next time.
"fuck it lets make a fucking meme album"
"I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says the Ikea Monkey’s name for the last time."
if i dont spontaneously grow a chest full of uncompromising wolfish body hair on my 19th birthday i will be immensely disappointed
its a soothing yet thrilling thought
i lie awake at night thinking about what julia holter will do next
is steve carell really nice irl? i hope he’s really nice irl